Dear Dave,

I am asking you to view my stand-up videos at:

www.YouTube.com/RobertMLouden

People are yelling and screaming my name and laughing hard and long...

I have been on Game Show Network and Them Generation Television as far as National TV goes.

I have also been on 8 radio channels in Kansas City.

My number is (816) 512-7310. I'm in rehab now, unit 3C, patient #: 504401.

My Dad's number is (816) 214-6290 home. (816) 377-6402.

16 years in comedy and I've done coast-to-coast by plane and public transporation.

I don't have a car so I haven't been able to take advantage of my representation who tried to send me out to gigs. Namely www.funny-business.com, Eric Yoder is the contact. I sent him this same YouTube link and he added me to their roster. I was in the food stamp office when he gave me my first gig soon after in St. Louis. I have honestly been compared to Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks by James Inman whom I heard you met in Montreal. Also Richard Pryor, Paul Mooney and even Albert Einstein because I invented a thumbprint scanning device that can replace credit cards, ATM cards, passports or find missing children and adults...