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Posted 8/25/2005 11:28 AM


It's not about fucking, balls, and pussy. It's about love. It's about people. It's about connection.
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Okay, I work at a nightclub here in Chicago called HotHouse and last night was our last house music night. Anyway there is fat nasty bitch that I am putting on blast for the UNIVERSE to see and if I find a picture of this bitch I will gladly show her to you.

So the big bitch MOTHER DIVA - sneaks into the club on the elevator cause the big bitch can't take the stairs. She sneaks in with two tranny's one post op tranny with boobies. She waddles her bigass to the box office and lies to one of the managers that she had 3 additional names for her guest list.

When we discover that this heffer has gotten two additional people in for free we are of course trying to get our money back - $10 USD that's all $10 USD.

She refuses to pay, we ask her and her friends to leave and the big bitch starts GOING OFF, called me an Uncle Tom, said we only let white people in the club which is some bullshit, and then the fat bitch is screaming at people (we made her bigass take the stairs when we kicked her out) to not come into the club...

SO the bitch is outside of the club still screaming and I am like "Listen, you gotta go. You can't stand in front of this building" and she is screaming at me "I ain't goin' no where FUCK YOU NIGGA!". I then say "That's all well and good but you gotta leave"

what do you think the big bitch with a dollhouse (a small dollhouse) around her neck does then?

she rolls up her fat dress...





















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Posted 8/25/2005 11:30 AM


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and puts your face in her snatch?




 

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Posted 8/25/2005 11:32 AM


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hell nawww AD, i like to see when the fat shits take the elevator

i plan to hold off the door one day for them, then close it when they are five feet away, while their ass is panting

 

 

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Posted 8/25/2005 11:33 AM


It's not about fucking, balls, and pussy. It's about love. It's about people. It's about connection.
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and pulls out her MAXI PAD.

Starts shaking the shit at me. I am froze like a deer in headlights. I call the cops - the fat bitch leaves. That shit is the truth on evrything I know. What a night.





















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Posted 8/25/2005 11:35 AM


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Quote: and pulls out her MAXI PAD. Starts shaking the shit at me. I am froze like a deer in headlights. I call the cops - the fat bitch leaves. That shit is the truth on evrything I know. What a night.

OH DAMN! That shit is crazy man!




 

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Posted 8/25/2005 11:36 AM


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Quote: and pulls out her MAXI PAD. Starts shaking the shit at me. I am froze like a deer in headlights. I call the cops - the fat bitch leaves. That shit is the truth on evrything I know. What a night.

wow. ain't nuthin funny about that. that is fucked up.



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Posted 8/25/2005 11:36 AM


It's not about fucking, balls, and pussy. It's about love. It's about people. It's about connection.
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the worst shit I have ever seen. I have nothing to compare it to. YUCKY FAT BITCH.



















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Posted 8/25/2005 11:37 AM


Doesn't do anal, but is willing to talk
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And bitches claim chivalry is dead?! Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit.



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Posted 8/25/2005 11:37 AM


for once I nice
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Sounds like my kinda club!
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Posted 8/25/2005 11:38 AM


It's not about fucking, balls, and pussy. It's about love. It's about people. It's about connection.
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it looked like a shriveled up MEGAROLL of paper towels.

EDIT// sounds like you are on drugs Gutterballs.





















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